You don't know what Steam is?
|You want to get into Steam, punk?|
Go sign up for an account. It's okay I'll wait.
Got one? Okay now let me tell you what to play:
Remember playing Mario back in the day? The jumping, beating up Koopas, and the like? Well this is like that only with a Dungeons and Dragons twist. You play a hero trying to get through a castle full of enemies, and if you die, you start over as your son or daughter. Then after that again, and again, generation after generation until you get though the castle. It's incredibly addicting and fun for anyone who loves old platformers and dungeon crawls.
Visceral Cleanup Duty
Have you spent hours playing Doom in junior high? Did you ever stop to think what the guy who came in after with the bucket and mop would have to do to get the place cleaned up again? Well now you can play the janitor cleaning up after a bloody alien encounter. Clean up broken glass, blood stains, and even pieces of former coworkers. It's an OCD dream come true, plus weirdly bonkers fun.
|How long can you survive?|
|Take over the world? Don't mind if I do...|
FTL: Faster Than Light
|PIGS IN SPACE!!!|
Special thanks to Beautimus for letting us use their videos for this post!